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collegehumor:

A good rule to keep in mind for all occasions. 

notimpulsive lmao

collegehumor:

A good rule to keep in mind for all occasions

notimpulsive lmao

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i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

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beyoncevevo:

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?

everywhere

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itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

You need Jesus in your life

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notimpulsive let’s get painted on a wall and pose just like this 
“Paint me like one of your French girls wee wee”(x

notimpulsive let’s get painted on a wall and pose just like this
“Paint me like one of your French girls wee wee”(x

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fallontonight:

inranks:

fallontonight:

Jimmy reads his favorite fan-submitted #AwkwardBreakup tweets!

"Neither of us knew what to do so we high fived"

That break up ended kind of nice, right? Everyone loves a high five. 

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c-yates:

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.

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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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russiababy:

When dashes do things 
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sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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It’s not a sundae. It’s a banana split.

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